February 2012
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Friend got Mordin killed on the suicide mission.
Feel somehow responsible for letting her/Mordin down.
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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YOU PROMISED ME MY SAILOR MOON DVDS TWO WEEKS AGO.
IT’S BEEN A MONTH NOW ALL TOGETHER.
WHAT THE FUCK, BRAH?!?!?!?!?!?
People on my dashboard who aren't tagging major...
asecretgamer:
Stop for crying out loud or I’ll unfollow you quicker than you can apologize. Learn to tag your shit. There are people who are looking forward to playing it.
I hate that it’s come to this, but I agree. If any of the people I follow spoil me on something major without tagging it, I will flip several shits in your general direction. :/
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MASS-RELAY contest giveaway #1!
mass-relay:
First, let me say that this is our very first giveaway, and that I plan to have many more in the future!
We will be giving away…
Three Normandy SR-2 avatar prop for Xbox Live avatars!
We have a total of three codes (two of which were generously donated by lt-alenko and porpdergz), and they will be given to three randomly selected people.
HOW THIS WILL WORK:
Each initial “like”...
Watchpracticallypeterpan:
sekoshi:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
SCREAMING
I nearly died. Like, literally. I inhaled two sunflower seeds.
O___O
His voice does NOT match him at all either.
The 42nd GIF in your folder is the meaning of the...
sanityscraps:
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: jakebstumblrman
YUP, PRETTY MUCH MY ENTIRE PURPOSE IN LIFE. TO CALL PEOPLE ASSHOLES. I CALL ‘EM LIKE I SEE ‘EM.
Sounds reasonable.
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You'll thank me for this later, tumblr →
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If I see a single mass effect 3 ending spoiler I...
sanityscraps:
garryingotham:
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goodnight, and stay strong.: erikathegreat:... →
erikathegreat:
erikathegreat:
poison-ninja: yukachu: renegon: I read a headcanon on the BSN once about Conrad…
yukachu:
renegon:
I read a headcanon on the BSN once about Conrad Verner that made me really sad. Their headcanon was that after he met with Shepard, he went back to Earth to…
i think its a wonderfully tragic headcanon. and it totally works and makes me sad :( my headcanon...
Okay, no
neairaalenko:
ralyse:
I’m out. See you all when I’m done ME3 because tumblr savior is not saving me and reaction gifs are spoilers.
Same!
Ugggh, why people, WHHHHHHHHHHY?!?!?! You realize I have no self control when it comes to Tumblr, right?! D:
I guess I’ll try to stay off as much as possible… you guys know where to find me (my links are on my page.) ;____;
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Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
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erikathegreat replied to your post: zenjestr replied to your post: I had a dream I was…
YES NEW LIFE GOAL
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Alright all Mass Effect 3 endings already leaked...
gentle-fantasy:
scumbag-vanguard:
Keep away from BioWare Social Network and Youtube, just sayin’.
#brb setting tumblr savior
I wish I saw this earlier. I got one spoiled to me T.T
BSN is full of scumbags.
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"Sometimes I poke through crates, too. You know,...
analogwatch:
MY GOD HE IS JUST LIKE ME
You can find the best stuff in crates! So far, I’ve found 450 credits, a few loose buttons, Shepard’s used tissues, and a pen! :D
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Oh hey look it's Conrad Verner
analogwatch:
No, I did NOT shove a gun in your face. BUT I AM SORELY TEMPTED TO!
“I’m a man on the edge! I’ve got nothing to lose!”
EXCEPT YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE
I’m sorry! I get easily confused.
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zenjestr replied to your post: I had a dream I was at this really nice hotel that…
this dream is flawless
zaeedmassani replied to your post: zaeedmassani replied to your post: I had a dream I…
Ah, shame. Would’ve been a mindfuck as well I’m sure 8D
Now I regret not posting about it, haha.
grumperpants replied to your post: I had a dream I was at this really nice hotel that…
So...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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zaeedmassani replied to your post: I had a dream I was at this really nice hotel that…
YOU HAVE WEIRD BUT TOTALLY AMAZING DREAMS I CAN’T
DFjkfhSDJKFH I KNOW. They’re always all sorts of straight up weird. o_o
I should’ve posted the ones I had the other night, but now I forget them all. D:
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I had a dream I was at this really nice hotel that exclusively catered to people just having sex. Like, you just go to this hotel, have le secks, and that’s it. And it was uber fucking classy too.
So I was there and I don’t know why because I wasn’t meeting with anyone. I was just talking to the hotel manager the whole damn night and he was explaining everything about the hotel...
indihannah-jones asked: Completely random, but - your username is awesome. Just wanted to tell you, although I'm sure you already know. That's all. :)
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theshepardtwins replied to your post: prothytheprothean replied to your post: “Fags,…
I WANT femshepxJack.. I’ve actually made one Alyssa Shepard (heheehehe) for her specifically. I love my gran.. She said that old people stop caring about silly things like homophobia and they accept all. ;D She’s totes awesome. bought my PS2. :D
Me tooooooo. D:
Awww, yeah, she sounds like a sweetheart!...
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Lmao, I was wondering why my Derp Shep post had resurfaced all of the sudden until I realized that fyeahfemshep had reblogged it. :D
YES, YESSSSSSS. MOAR LOVE FOR DERP.
Also, I do NOT have the face code unfortunately. Perhaps I will try to recreate her as best as I can…
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prothytheprothean replied to your post: “Fags, fags everywhere” - YT comment section.
I was mildly mad at Shepard being gay just because of the sudden change (story wise) since I couldn’t have poor Jacob get Sheploo’s prize or have my renegade FemShep romance Jack.
prothytheprothean replied to your post: “Fags, fags everywhere” - YT comment section.
Had they done it from the beginning a la Warden...
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theshepardtwins replied to your post: Oy bro. What’s going on.. something happen? o-o you okay?
I agree… I’m like super supportive of LGBT rights and everything, and it’s really really irritating when some people are quoting bible on how it’s a sin.. (no offence to any Christians/etc) Shepard is a LLAMA. IT CAN BE ANYTHING. ;D
Yeah, I have absolutely no problem with people believing in whatever...
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gentle-fantasy asked: fags, fags, fags, fa... fap fap fap fap fap fap